krysteanuh: guys I’m gonna try to eat a whole pizza by myself I admit defeat
guys I’m gonna try to eat a whole pizza by myself
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
gymleaderfrank: How would someone tell Will.i.am that they were pregnant? Will.i.am pregnant or Will.i.am I am pregnant.
rneerkat: people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad about something but wont let it get past your flirtatious drive
coolscar: when you and an online friend only live one state/city apart
vickisigh: thinking about the person i was a year ago thinking about the person i was a month ago thinking about the person i was a week ago thinks about the person i am now
gnorcs: IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5000 YEARS I TRIED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF MY GRANDDAD’S FERRET AND IT FELL DOWN RIGHT AS I TOOK IT
vriskezi: emissary-of-wind: vriskezi: the only word in the entire french language is baguette Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire ! *baguette
stupicl: FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
defense lawyer: sweetie(:
slenclerman: slenclerman: its three am. do you know where your notes are?
thefasstimes: “isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks “yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”